Thank you USA!!!!!!!!

Go Obama!

Nick raises some interesting questions in his article.  Such as did Osborne think that his rich chums would keep their mouths shut even while he was spilling the so-called beans on Mandelson?  Either that, or he is either not very bright or has poor judgement and is possibly arrogant.  Now, i do not think for one second that he is not a very intelligent chap.  That makes it worse for me.

Although Cameron may have wobbled a little during the new Brown bounce, it is Osborne who has seemed to me to be out of his depth.  Could the Tories throw the next election away?  Is it 1992 all over again?

What do you think?

Ms Phelps went on to point out that there has been a massive increase in abortions since Labour came to power in 1997. “Under the craven leadership of Satan’s children, Blair and Brown, we have seen over 10 million innocents slaughtered by New Labour. This government has killed more children than the Khmer Rouge. At least Pol Pot fought against these murders, unlike these cretins. I am calling on all of us who care for our future to join me in marching on the university to express our anger with this assault on traditional values.”

Leading morality campaigner, Wilfred Hellfire backed the calls from Save our Souls. “We need to get back to traditional values, with a normal married couple, man and woman and turn our backs on political correctness,” added the unmarried 48 year old. He went on to say, “I used to be able to watch some good family viewing, but now I am bombarded with hardcore pornography from noon till night. Even the news isn’t safe. New Labour has made Britain the laughing stock of the civilised world”

The decline of morals

A government spokesman refused to comment on the news, however in private ministers are concerned with the impact of these findings. One unnamed former transport secretary said, “this is really the thin end of the wedge.” A prominent Conservative pro-life MP said she believed that this was government funded and personally overseen by Harriet Harman. Noone from Ms Harman’s office was available for comment.

Professor Bob Binns of Coatbridge University was himself surprised by his findings. “This is the last thing I expected to happen,” he said.

Professor Binns explains, “I was carrying out further work into my theories of cyclic-depsipeptide antibiotics and how these can create higher bactericidal activity against MRSA. Then, it literally hit me. I realised right away the significance of my findings and how these lessons can be carried forward into discovering further genetic mutations. My next step is to find the “pet snake” gene because I just don’t get that one myself.”

Asked to comment on the issue, one fictional Labour MP said, “I haven’t heard of this and it sounds like some kind of joke so I am not too concerned.”

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Notes to editors:

Coatbridge University is the leading made-up higher educational institution in the west of Scotland.

I am sure Kris knows deep down that he over-reacted.  I would have played Boyd and McFadden in a 4-4-2 and i would not have asked our best dribbler, Faddy to play with his back to goal.  I mean, have you seen how wee McFadden actually is?  Who was Burley kidding?  He is not Dalglish and doesn’t claim to be.

I want Burley to succeed but i fear that the rootlessness which characterised Vogts’ reign as manager has crept back into our game.  And if he fails, who is next?  Maybe old smiler, Jim Jefferies should get a shout.

Anyway, we are still 2nd in our group so we have lots to play for, even if we can expect little change out of the Netherlands games.  Fingers crossed.

A bigger question i wish to ask is; does anyone else feel like cringing when they hear flower of Scotland nowadays?  It just seems rather juvenile and pathetic when we are singing about what happened nearly a millenium ago.  And can we move off blaming the English for everything in the process?

Apart from their sports commentators, who are fair game as far as i am concerned.